A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up". "Oh & please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, she did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home, a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to?"

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box..... "

Funeral arrangements for the husband are being finalised.