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    Default Paddy in a fight

    Paddy was walking down the street when two woodturners
    attacked him. He put up a terrific fight but the thugs
    succeeded in robbing of only 30c.

    One of the woodturners asked, "You mean to say you put
    up that fierce fight for a miserable 30c?"

    Paddy replied, "Oh no, I thought you were after the
    $500 I have hidden in my socks".

    Allan

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    where you bin allan

    missed the jokes

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    You are on a roll Alan keep em comin
    regards

    David


    "Tell him he's dreamin."
    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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    Guess he put his foot in it.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Yeah, where you been Alan. haven't caught up with you for a while.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    where you bin allan

    missed the jokes
    Sorry mate, I decided to sit back for a few days and
    check the quality of jokes of others.

    Finally got the better of me. I had to get busy and
    submit a few new (old) ones.

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Sorry mate, I decided to sit back for a few days and
    check the quality of jokes of others.

    Finally got the better of me. I had to get busy and
    submit a few new (old) ones.

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.
    Yeh Yeh you and John have been having a few beers together sitting watching to see if all the whingers and whiners could do any better and they didn't.

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