Challenge!

[Repete]

A bear walks into a bar and says, “I want a scotch and............... coke”

The bartender asks “what’s with the huge pause?”

The bear says, “I’ve had them all my life.”

[pawnhead]

A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch, and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

A three legged dog walks into a bar and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw"

Two blondes walk into a bar,,,. You'd think that one of them would have seen it.

[Ashore]

Termite crawles into a bar and said
Where's the Bar Tender

Big guy with a Crocodile on a lead goes into a bar looks at the barman and in a menacing tone said I believe you won't serve catholics here
Nervous barman replied " no sir we serve catholics"
Man replies " good i'll have a beer and give me a catholic for the crock "

[wheelinround]

Big guy with a Crocodile on a lead goes into a bar looks at the barman and in a menacing tone said I believe you won't serve catholics here
Nervous barman replied " no sir we serve catholics"
Man replies " good i'll have a beer and give me a catholic for the crock "

I know where he can get one if short stocked

[Rodgera]

awwh! thats dopey

[rtfarty]

What is the similarity between a crab and 2 Chinese who have been in a car crash?











They are all crustaceans........(crushed asians)

[mic-d]

Three cats were walking along the Seine river when they all fell in and un deux trois quatre cinq

Cheers
Michael

[Carry Pine]

re the dwarf who was rear-ended and said "I'm not happy"

I bet he was grumpy

Denn

If he was singing the 'good ol' Collingwood forever' it must have been...........................................
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Dopey

[pawnhead]

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?
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>. . . . But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.
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[PS] DONT SWEAR AT ME COS I'M STILL HUNTING FOR THE IDIOT WHO SENT ME THIS !!