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    Default Now opening

    John decided to take a parachute lesson at the
    Munruben airfield last Sunday.

    When the time came he jumped from the plane
    before landing battered and bruised on the ground.

    A bystander asked, "What happened?"

    John replied, "My parachute didn't open".

    The bystander said, "You should know, nothing opens
    in Munruben on a Sunday".

    Allan

    __________________________________________

    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    ss_11000 is offline You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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    S T I R L O

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss_11000 View Post
    what he said

    but thats QLD for yuo

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    You mean you guys wear parachutes when you jump? Gee, you southerners, I don't know about you lot.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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