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Thread: A proper crap joke
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6th June 2004, 07:40 AM #1
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A proper crap joke
Yesterday an ice-cream man was found dead covered in chocolate sauce and hundreds-and-thousands. Police say "he topped himself"
See if you can't top that one
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6th June 2004, 10:49 AM #2
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What about the pest control man who committed INSECT-A-CIDE!
I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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6th June 2004, 11:34 AM #3
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Melbournes oldest criminal has just died..............he fell off the back of a truck :confused:
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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6th June 2004, 12:07 PM #4
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Constipated mathematician - worked it out with a pencil
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6th June 2004, 12:20 PM #5
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Obstetrician - snatched it. :eek:
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6th June 2004, 03:19 PM #6
Im here now, Damn it!
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2 words
eddie mcquire!
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6th June 2004, 08:56 PM #7
Why is it so?
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Tunnel vision
PeteWhat this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
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8th June 2004, 07:26 PM #8
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Meanwhile back at the ranch, Annie Oakley disguised as a horse was mounted!
Time was invented to keep everything from happening at the same time.
Space was invented to keep everything from happening to you!
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8th June 2004, 10:59 PM #9
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She was only the farmer's daughter, but all the horse manure
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8th June 2004, 11:59 PM #10
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She was only a boilermaker's daughter but she had acetylene tits. :eek:
"If you need a machine today and don't buy it,
tomorrow you will have paid for it and not have it."
- Henry Ford 1938
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9th June 2004, 12:06 AM #11
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She was made of steel but Rod had it in for her
Johnno
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