Challenge!

[dennford]

I look at this thread when I'm bored or sometimes if I see a title that may interest me. However let me say this without being hurtfull to anyone, whilst there are a few absolutely ripping jokes on the thread the majority are purile to say the least - or at least that's what I thought untill a few moments ago when I heard the most abyssmal joke ever, on radio.

Now the challenge is; how bad can you get - is it possible to get worse than this.

A farmer who for years had been ijnterested in old tractors became bored with them. One day while at the pub in a smoke filled bar he spotted through the smoke an attractive girl, as he approached her he noticed the tears in her eyes, when asked she explained that all the cigarette smoke was irritating her eyes. Without a second thought he took a deep breath, walked outside and exhaled all that filthy smoke. On his return the bar was clear. Of course, she asked "how did you do that"

Wait for it - it's bad


"Oh, thats easy" said he, "Im an ex - tractor - fan"




Now I just defy anyone to find a worse joke than that.

Denn

[Wood Butcher]

That is pretty bad!!!

[Allan at Wallan]

Yeah, I know that particular bloke.

It is Fords son
.. or was it his brother Fergus' son.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but I just hope I am not there at the time.

[wheelinround]

has a younger brother Hud son

[Ashore]

.. or was it his brother Fergus' son.

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wasn't he the messy one

[Carry Pine]

How about all these joggers and walkers getting out of an afternoon, now that daylight saving has started - and all carrying sticks or little branches. Maybe a cure for their constipation?

With fronds like these, who needs enemas. (SMH Saturday)

CP

[Gra]

Are you certain it wasn't the Indian brother Hender son

(One for the motorcycle boys)

[munruben]

Now I just defy anyone to find a worse joke than that.Denn

That will be difficult for the regular joke tellers to beat, most of our jokes are excellent although some others may have a differing opinion about that.

We will do our best to beat it though.

[Calm]

Now I just defy anyone to find a worse joke than that.

Denn

Well i would recommend that you read most of Allan's or John's jokes they would qualify without doubt

[Carry Pine]

I loved this one , even before the two Ronnies got hold of it:

Two old ladies in church and one asks the other:

Lady 1: Who is that venereal looking gentleman with the horn-rimmed testicles?

Lady 2; O dear. he's the rectum of our constipation.

CP

[arose62]

My 15 y.o. son's favourite joke is:

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?"



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"Where's my tractor?"

[Rodgera]

Now there's a dis-tractor

[pawnhead]

My 15 y.o. son's favourite joke is:

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?"



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"Where's my tractor?"

I was thinking about that joke when I read the OP, but that doesn't belong here.

That's a great joke, and one of my favourites!

It works better as a verbal though, and you have to say the punchline with a slow 'redneck' drawl for maximum effect.

[fenderbelly]

Last week I crashed into the back of a car. The bloke got out, believe it or not he was a dwarf.
He said, "I AM NOT HAPPY"
I said, "Well which one are you then?"

[dennford]

Last week I crashed into the back of a car. The bloke got out, believe it or not he was a dwarf.
He said, "I AM NOT HAPPY"
I said, "Well which one are you then?"

I bet he was grumpy

Denn