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  1. 30th October 2007, 01:14 PM #1
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    Q. What's got four legs and one arm?









    A. A Rottweiler.
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    Aaaah yes john you still got it
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    Groan...I didn't think they COULD get worse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Q. What's got four legs and one arm?









    A. A Rottweiler.
    There's no 'arm in telling Rottweiller jokes John.

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    Check this out

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpArS0WnVik"]YouTube - Faith, The Two-Leg Dog[/ame]
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    This works better spoken, not written:

    What has four legs and chases cats?
    Mrs. Katz and her lawyer.

    Joe
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    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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    Following the theme:

    What has got 10 wheels, 4 legs and flies?

    Answer: Two blokes on a garbage truck on a hot day.

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