It was the first day back at school and the teacher thought she would give them an easy first class.

''Welcome back everyone'' she said ''This morning i would like you to tell me about your pets, has anyone got a pet with an unusual name.

Mary puts her hand up and says '' Miss i have a dog called Dfor, D for dog''
Donna puts her hand up and says ''Miss i have a dog called Patch because he has a black patch round one eye''.

The teacher says anyone else,little Johnny puts his hand up,''Miss i have a cat called cooking fat''.

''Cooking fat'' says the teacher, now that is an unusual name, how did it come by that name''.

''Well'' said Johnny, last week we got this cute little kitten given to us.
and me and my sister couldn't agree on a name so mum said well what ever your father calls it when he comes back from the hotel then thats what we will call him''.
''Well we waited ages for dad to come back from the hotel then we heard him coming in the front door'', ''Well miss when the kitten heard him it ran up the passage to greet dad and he tripped over it, and miss we all heard him shout'' ''come ere Cooking fat''