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  1. #1
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    Default First Day of Psychiatry Class

    Three aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on
    emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the
    professor to the student from Sydney, "What is the opposite of joy?"

    "Sadness," said the student.

    And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Canberra.

    "Elation," she said.

    "And you sir," he said to the young man from Yass, "How about the
    opposite of woe?"

    The student replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2003
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    Wauchope NSW
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    Default First Day

    Hi Rodgera
    My Eighty year old grandfather always said he would buy a car that stopped when you said woe.

    Cheers Tony
    Tony

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