An appealing case

[Allan at Wallan]

A young lady visited her doctor who gave her
the news that she was expecting a child. In
fact it was her third child.

The doctor said, "I believe I know you well enough
to ask if the father of this one is the same person
responsible for your other two children".

She answered, "Yes, he is".

The doctor asked, "Have you thought about
marrying him".

She replied, "No, he really doesn't appeal to me".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Calm]

Now come on Allan where did you put that book

[Allan at Wallan]

Now come on Allan where did you put that book

Great news David!

I still have a few to tell from my old books before
starting the new one. The new one is on the right
hand end.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Old Croc]

As Victorians say "never seen an ugly shelia through the bottom of a beer glass"
But thats what you get from drinking Vomit Brew