How many?

[Allan at Wallan]

As the newlywed couple sat on the edge of
their bed the bride asked, "How many others
were there before me?"
After a couple of minutes she pouted her lips
and said, "Well, I'm still waiting".
He replied, "Sshhh woman, I am still counting".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[wheelinround]

As the newlywed couple sat on the edge of
their bed the bride asked, "How many others
were there before me?"
After a couple of minutes she pouted her lips
and said, "Well, I'm still waiting".
He replied, "Sshhh woman, I am still counting".

Allan

__________________________________________

I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

I said go to sleep I'll let you know in the morning
she said why then
I said so by then you'll have forgoten the question

[Calm]

....I said so by then you'll have forgoten the question

Really a woman forget, you must be joking