Guy from Wallan in the city

[munruben]

This really drunk guy from Wallan goes into the city and walks up to a parking meter and puts in a dollar. He stares at the needle that has stopped at 60 and exclaims, "I can't believe I lost 15 kilos"

[rtfarty]

Wife and I were rushing for a bus here in London.

At the inner City stops the drivers donot take money from passengers as it slows the busses up. You either have a pre paid oyster card or buy a ticket from a machine at the stop, before you get on the bus.

I had a free bus pass as I was over 60 (just) but the wife had to pay, so being the gentleman that I am, I ran to the ticket machine and put in a pound coin, grabbed the ticket and gave it to the bus driver, only for him to say, 'Sorry mate, that's a parking ticket'.

Had to fork out another pound for her fare and we all had a good laugh.

[Allan at Wallan]

This really drunk guy from Wallan goes into the city and walks up to a parking meter and puts in a dollar. He stares at the needle that has stopped at 60 and exclaims, "I can't believe I lost 15 kilos"

Could not have been me John.
Cant remember when I last had a $1
nor being 75 kgs.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.