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Thread: Twins
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16th October 2007, 07:32 PM #1
Twins
The new father rushed out of the delivery room and announced to the rest
of his family who were waiting for the news: "We had twins!"
One of the family was so excited she immediately asked, "Who do they look like?"
The father paused, smiled, and said, "Each other."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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17th October 2007, 01:05 AM #2
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Unfortunately they couldn't afford to keep them, so they gave them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal.
The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
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18th October 2007, 11:24 AM #3
Good one "Rodgera" - I liked it.
My next door neighbour had twin girls the same
day. First born was "Kate", the second was "Duplicate".
Allan
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