5 cents

[weisyboy]

A bloke walks into a cafe throwing a 5c coin in the air and catching it.

As he walks through the store someone bumps into him from behind at just the wrong moment and the coin goes straight into his mouth and lodges in his throat.

He immediately starts choking.


A middle-aged man in a suit is sitting at the counter in the cafe reading his newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee notices the comotion, looks up, puts his coffee cup down on the counter, folds his newspaper and places it on the seat, and makes his unhurried way across the floor.

Reaching the guy, he carefully takes hold of the mans testicles and squeezes gently but firmly.

After a few seconds the bloke convulses violently and coughs up the 5-cent piece, which the man catches in his free hand.

Releasing the mans package, the man hands the coin to the father and walks back to his seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that he is alright, he rushes over to the man and starts shouting at the man, "if you ever touch me again you wont have a hand left to use" "what kind of man are you, some king of pervert"

"Oh, good heavens, no," the man replies, "I work for the Tax Office!"

[echnidna]

[munruben]

Good one