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    Default Wife trouble!

    Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the lounge room and I said, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent upon some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
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    She got up, unplugged the TV and threw out my beer.

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    Hahaha me thinks she misses the point.

    The point being that those things aren't "supporting life in a vegative state", they are THE REASON FOR LIFE!, a distinct difference.


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