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    Default Deep in prayer

    An enthusiastic young minister was very worried about
    the spiritual welfare of a young widow in his congregation.
    When he saw her in the street he thought he should
    have a few words with her.
    He said, "Last night I prayed for you for two hours".
    She replied, "Oh that wasn't necessary. You should
    have phoned and I could have been there in five
    minutes".

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    I've been praying for years and I haven't had a reply yet.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    I've been praying for years and I haven't had a reply yet.
    John,
    You are not finishing the prayer correctly.
    Instead of saying "Ahhhmen" you should
    be saying "Ahhhwomen".

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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