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  1. 10th October 2007, 09:55 AM #1
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    A little girl, when asked her name, would reply. "I'm John Munruben's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must say, "I'm Jane Munruben."

    The minister spoke to her in Sunday school and said, "Aren't you Mr Munruben's daughter?"

    She replied, "I thought I was, but Mummy says I'm not."
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    Cheers Fred



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    This could be true but then there are the others that their mothers wont admit are John's kids.
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    Now you got my wife thinking our daughter isn't hers
    Reality is no background music.
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    she's not blonde is she? wife not daughter!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    she's not blonde is she? wife not daughter!!
    How did you guess that?
    Reality is no background music.
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