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Thread: One for Al
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2nd June 2004, 10:37 AM #1
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One for Al
A duck walks into a stockbrokers office and puts 500 bucks onto his desk
and says "I want to buy 500 bucks worth of Microsoft shares".
The stockbroker looks at him and says "But you're a duck".
Duck: "Yeah, I'm a duck, so what?"
Broker: "But you can talk"
Duck: "Yeah, I'm a duck and I can talk, what of it?"
Broker: "Where did you get 500 bucks?"
Duck: "See out the window, see that building site over there?
Broker: "Yes"
Duck: "Well I'm a bricklayer, and I get paid good money, so for the next 5
months I'll be coming back here to buy 500 bucks worth of shares weekly"
Broker: "Listen, I've got a friend who owns a circus, and I bet you he
would pay a lot more for you than what you're getting now"
Duck: "A circus? Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't a circus always
travelling to different towns?"
Broker: "Yep"
Duck: "And don't these circus people live in tents and caravans?'
Broker: "Yep"
Duck: "Then why the f*** would they need a bricklayer?"
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2nd June 2004, 10:47 AM #2
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Why would Al be interested in a joke about a duck :confused:
"I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."
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2nd June 2004, 10:48 AM #3
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'Cause Im QUACKERS?Al
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2nd June 2004, 11:59 AM #4
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that joke was very fowl, rather than egg-xellent. Not only that it wasnt poultry in motion..but then i'm just winging it now my fair feathered friends so I think I'll just duck now.
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2nd June 2004, 02:30 PM #5
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One for Al
.... and Al for one
Great minds discuss ideas,
average minds discuss events,
small minds discuss people
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2nd June 2004, 04:21 PM #6
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It's about his reputation you see, only yesterday he was wondering why he had so many points deduckted!!Why would Al be interested in a joke about a duck
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2nd June 2004, 04:45 PM #7
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Groan. That's so bad it's worth a point
Originally Posted by bitingmidge
It's about his reputation you see, only yesterday he was wondering why he had so many points deduckted!!
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But it turns out I can't. I haven't been promisuous enough apparently :eek:
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