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  1. #1
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    Default Greener pastures

    Things were not going too well in Munruben
    and John was told by his wife to look for
    greener pastures.

    He did so, but his dismay found that he wasn't
    fit enough to jump the fence.

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    Hey, have you seen the height of Johns fence ? I doubt if anyone could climb it let alone jump over it !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    Things were not going too well in Munruben
    and John was told by his wife to look for
    greener pastures.He did so, but his dismay found that he wasn't
    fit enough to jump the fence.
    I wont take of-fence at that
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    I wont take of-fence at that
    Good one John

    For that I wont picket (pick at) your jokes.

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    John,
    If you take of-fence at this,
    please leave the gate closed
    - the cows will get out.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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