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Thread: Relations
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7th October 2007, 11:19 AM #1
Relations
A Pom and an Aussie were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a while the Pom says to the Aussie, "If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related''
The Aussie crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even'' .Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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Updated 26 April 2010
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7th October 2007, 12:07 PM #2
See a true Englishman always ask permission first.
While an Aussie behaves like a Wombat sleeps eats roots and leaves
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7th October 2007, 12:22 PM #3Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"
Updated 26 April 2010
http://sites.google.com/site/pomfred/
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7th October 2007, 11:20 PM #4