Non wood related but funny none the less

[manoftalent]

three guys were sitting having a drink, when one said, hey harry .....next week is your 20th anniversary, what ya got planned mate?

harry sat in silence for a minute and then said, I been thinking of taking the wife on a trip to australia ...

all the guys agreed that was a fabulous way of showing his wife how much he cared .....

then one guy said ....thats pretty good harry, and its going to be hard to top........what ya got planned for your 25th anniversary?

harry sat in thought for a moment and then said ....suppose I'll have to go get her .....

[Barry Hicks]

Don't worry Manoftalent, the guy has to be a woodie.