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13th July 2006, 07:21 PM #16
Originally Posted by Captain Chaos
Phil
PS: The wife has just read this thread and is still rolling around the floor laughingTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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13th July 2006, 10:04 PM #17
And what is the most sensitive organ on a man when he is masturbating?
His ears.There was a young boy called Wyatt
Who was awfully quiet
And then one day
He faded away
Because he overused White
Floorsanding in Canberra and Albury.....
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13th July 2006, 10:18 PM #18
Originally Posted by Phil Spencer
Bodgy
"Is it not enough simply to be able to appreciate the beauty of the garden without it being necessary to believe that there are faeries at the bottom of it? " Douglas Adams
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13th July 2006, 10:18 PM #19
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13th July 2006, 10:29 PM #20
Originally Posted by Phil Spencer
Get scratching, mate, helps the thinking process.
Cheers.................Sean, I was scratching, really
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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13th July 2006, 10:56 PM #21
I thought it was pretty funny really - thanks Phil! Greeny for you I'm not sure how many women are on the forum, but if you got a greenie from every one you'd be doing OK.
Cheers
Elphingirl
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14th July 2006, 08:56 AM #22
Phil inspite of everything that the others have said, I think THAT is the best work of FICTION I have read for a while..
PS... Dont give up your day jobsorry but my low morals forbid me from giving you a greenie
I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
Kev
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14th July 2006, 09:47 AM #23
Phil,
everyone is allowed a slip-up or two. Maybe it is a 'code' violation, but stuff it, well worth the read - I needed a decent laugh - Thanks!
Yep, greenie if I can
cheers
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14th July 2006, 03:44 PM #24female brethrenIs there anything easier done than said?- Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.
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14th July 2006, 04:10 PM #25
Originally Posted by namtrak
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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4th October 2007, 08:46 PM #26
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mere male jokes?
Nice to see a bloke that can have a laff at themselves.
now do somthing about it!!
astrid
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4th October 2007, 08:50 PM #27
Happy Feet
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dont get it
sorry I thought you guys were joking
Wheres the code violation?
AStrid
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4th October 2007, 08:59 PM #28
If this is a Code violation I am not mentioning what I found in my shed
no way
I didn't put them there
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