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    As for the terns...

    A mate and I had to go to San Francisco on business. I rented a car and as I'm driving north on the Bayshore Freeway my mate starts gong on and on and on about the birds along the rocky shore of the bay just to the right of the freeway. Just as I'm about to scream, he says that he and a mate stopped just off the freeway to walk along the shore. Then he goes into about making stones (Don't get ahead of me now.) skip on the water. Then finally, 3-4 minutes by now, he says that they were throwing stones at the birds and that these birds were the slowest birds alive. He goes on to describe how they were hitting these birds with almost every throw. Then he says, that when they left there wasn't a tern unstoned.

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    shoot me ..... shoot me now

    Steve
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    ....catchy phrase here

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    off topic, but I just had to share - a lawyers office in Highett Rd, Highett Victoria (Melbourne Suburb) - Hassall and Byrne - no one forgets them! .... any doubter, just google the name

    Steve
    Kilmore (Melbourne-ish)
    Australia

    ....catchy phrase here

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    OK. I'm in.

    Anchorage, Alaska - May 1985

    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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    I noticed the Sigh on the door though!!
    "We aim to please -
    You aim too please"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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