Cigarette with a difference

[Barry Hicks]

Two old woodies (who shall remain nameless, Allan & John) were on an overnight fishing trip. They were camped on the bank of Wallan Creek and were sitting around the camp fire late in the evening imbibing a few fizzy drinks.

One get up, lights up a smoke and wanders away from the camp a little way to commune with nature.

When he comes back he asks his mate, "Have you ever smoked a cigarette that has been p!zzed on?"

His mate thinks for a while and replies, "No, I can't say I ever have."

The first woodie says, "You haven't missed much!"

[munruben]

Not bad for the beginning of the month.

[Allan at Wallan]

Two old woodies (who shall remain nameless, Allan & John) were on an overnight fishing trip. They were camped on the bank of Wallan Creek and were sitting around the camp fire late in the evening imbibing a few fizzy drinks.

One get up, lights up a smoke and wanders away from the camp a little way to commune with nature.

When he comes back he asks his mate, "Have you ever smoked a cigarette that has been p!zzed on?"

His mate thinks for a while and replies, "No, I can't say I ever have."

The first woodie says, "You haven't missed much!"

Sounds like he didn't miss at all.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.