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  1. 1st October 2007, 08:54 PM #1
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    Default Two retired woodies

    Two elderly woodies from a retirement centre were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Albert, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

    Albert says, "I feel just like a new-born baby."

    "Really!? Like a new-born baby!?"

    "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.
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    Two old farz met in the park one arvo.

    "Windy, isn't it?"

    "No, I think it's Thursday."

    "So am I. Let's go get a drink."

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