Sacked timber worker.

[Allan at Wallan]

My next door neighbour started work at the
timber yard but only lasted one day.

His task was to cut fencing posts to size
but the boss said he was not:

a) cutting them long enough,
b) cutting them wide enough, and
c) cutting them often enough.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Skew ChiDAMN!!]

Ah. A pen turner, eh?