van driver

[Tonyz]

years ago mate of mine specalised in cleaning venetian blinds

on rear of his vans Caution blind man driving. Got to the point cops would ring through to the office and check where the vans were that day, to many people ringing in frantic

[joe greiner]

Lady of the house forgot she'd ordered new blinds. Was taking a shower when the doorbell rang. Stopped shower and went to the door, without bathrobe or towel. Called through the door, "Who is it?"

"Blind man."

Opened the door.

"Hi, where do you want the blinds?"

There's probably more to his statement, but I've forgotten it.

Joe