Had a date last night.

[munruben]

Took an old flame to the drive in last night. and after a while I got straight to the point and asked her,"if she would like to get in the back of the car where it would be more comfortable" ? she replied, "no thanks, I'll stay in the front with you"

[K_S]

Reminds me of a date I had long ago when I went out with a witch.

I found out she was a witch as we were driving along the highway.

She touched me on the leg and I turned into a motel.

[munruben]

I like that Keith.

[Allan at Wallan]

I like that Keith.

Dont encourage Keith or he might turn
out like the rest of us.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[munruben]

Dont encourage Keith or he might turn
out like the rest of us.

We need all the help we can get.

[wheelinround]

We need all the help we can get.

Hear Hear totally agree even young Sterlo has stated the jokes a foul

Maybe its time he stuck a few in and showed us oldies a thing or two

[munruben]

Hear Hear totally agree even young Sterlo has stated the jokes a foul

Maybe its time he stuck a few in and showed us oldies a thing or two

Yes, lets hear some jokes from our critics and see if they can do better.

[pawnhead]

Took an old flame to the drive in last night.

And the movie was so bad, that you slashed the seats before you left.

[munruben]

And the movie was so bad, that you slashed the seats before you left.

DOH !