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  1. 25th September 2007, 07:14 PM #1
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    Talking Water drinker

    Scottish man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool
    with his hand.
    The Scottish man shouts " Awa ye feel hoor thats full o' coos sharn "
    (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
    The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
    The Scottish man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
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    Quote Originally Posted by fenderbelly View Post
    Scottish man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool
    with his hand.
    The Scottish man shouts " Awa ye feel hoor thats full o' coos sharn "
    (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
    The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you".
    The Scottish man shouts back "Use both hands, you'll get more in."
    Bit like drinking Sydney water
    Sydney feeds country folk shyte they give it back internally.
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  3. 26th September 2007, 06:39 PM #3
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    Good one
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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