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25th September 2007, 07:17 PM #1
The Indian
The Indian that needed toilet paper.
There's this Indian that needs toilet paper and goes into the trading post to get some.
Indian: Me need toilet paper.
Clerk: Well, we carry three brands, White Cloud, Charmin and the no-name brand. What roll would you like?
Indian: White Cloud sound like Indian name, me take roll of White Cloud.
Clerk: White cloud sells for $2.00 a roll. That will be $2.00 chief.
Indian: $2.00 too much, me don't have much money. How much Charmin toilet paper?
Clerk: Charmin is $1.00 a roll.
Indian: That still too much. How much is no-name toilet paper?
Clerk: 25 cents a roll.
Indian: Me take roll no-name toilet paper.
So the Indian takes the toilet paper back to his teepee uses it and goes back to the trading post.
Indian: Me have name for no-name toilet paper.
Clerk: And what would that be?
Indian: Me call it "John Wayne" toilet paper.
Clerk: "John Wayne" toilet paper, why do you call it that name?
Indian: Because it rough, it tough and it take no **** off Indian.Cheers Fred
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26th September 2007, 06:59 PM #2
Pay that one
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Cheers John
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