Allan eats out

[munruben]

Allan called his wife to tell her that he would like to eat out tonight and when he get home there was a sandwich on the front porch.

[Cliff Rogers]

You should be on stage John.... (setup line)

[Gra]

Yeah the next one outta here....


thanks for the set up cliff

[Calm]

John it is obvious that some of the contributors to this site have no sense of humour.

The way that Allan and yourself are continuously ridiculed and tormented on the style & quality of your "JOKES" is just not acceptable.

I for one can tell talent when i see it and wish you to know that i would not stoop to hit a man when he is down and in obvious pain and suffering.


Keep up the good work

[Cliff Rogers]

..... i would not stoop to hit a man when he is down and in obvious pain and suffering. ....

Huh? Did I miss something?

[Allan at Wallan]

Oh John, you have done it this time

See on page 6 - last entry on 8th August.

I originally posted this joke and guess what
... you responded to it.

David: No, I am not kicking John while he is
down. I am sure he will see the humour in it
as I would if the boot was on the other foot.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[K_S]

Not sure now who's the bigger jokster

[Calm]

Huh? Did I miss something?

Cliff someone with a sense of humour like this would have to be unwell.

[Cliff Rogers]

Ar, right, that kind of sick...
For a while I thought I was going to get in trouble for kicking a dead horse while he was down.

[munruben]

Oh John, you have done it this time

See on page 6 - last entry on 8th August.

I originally posted this joke and guess what
... you responded to it..

Hey Allan if my memory was that good I would remember some better jokes.

[munruben]

You should be on stage John.... (setup line)

I work cheap if anyone's interested.

[Cliff Rogers]

I'm having a 50th Birthday Party on New Years eve.

[K_S]

I'm having a 50th Birthday Party on New Years eve.

See what sort of a deal you can work out for bulk air tickets
You might have a party invasion from down south

[Allan at Wallan]

I'm having a 50th Birthday Party on New Years eve.

Hi Cliff,

Hey, you were lucky!

One day later and you would have missed out
on a birthday for this year.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Cliff Rogers]

My Birthday is actually on the 2nd of January but, you try & get anybody other than park people interested in a party on the 2nd of Jan.