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  1. #1
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    Default cannibal joins the police?

    Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Default Cannibal

    You are safe from cannibals John; they won't eat comedians because they taste funny.

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    How will that fact save John?
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    This is definitely becoming THE USUAL LIST OF SUSPECTS
    Have a good one
    Keith

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    You are safe from cannibals John; they won't eat comedians because they taste funny.
    Hi Barry,

    John says he is no longer a "comedian".

    Claims he gave it up as people were laughing at him.

    Allan
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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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