My next door neighbour took her dog to the Vet
and asked what could be done as the dog was
cross eyed.

The Vet picked the dog up and after a minute
said, "Sorry, I am going to have to put him down".

My neighbour asked, "Why, just because he is cross eyed".

The Vet replied, "No, he is too bloomin' heavy".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.