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    Default Dry weather conditions.

    The weather is so dry here, the cows are giving powdered milk.
    I was going to tell you something else about the cows, but thats' an udder story.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    We have the exact opposite problem here. We had so much rain here it filled the back of my pick-up full....with the tail gate down. Went down to the creek to see how much it had risen. It rose so much I could see under it.
    "If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite."

    William Blake

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capt. Zero View Post
    We have the exact opposite problem here. We had so much rain here it filled the back of my pick-up full....with the tail gate down. Went down to the creek to see how much it had risen. It rose so much I could see under it.
    We got fish over here that can't even swim
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capt. Zero View Post
    We have the exact opposite problem here. We had so much rain here it filled the back of my pick-up full....with the tail gate down. Went down to the creek to see how much it had risen. It rose so much I could see under it.
    Good to hear from you Captain.

    So that's what they mean by being "under the weather".

    Allan

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