Arrrr

[journeyman Mick]

Arrrrrrr,
I be spending said afternoon on board the square rigger "Duyfken" taking a scurvy pack of sea dogs in the form of the local yacht club a sailing. We hoisted the Jolly Roger, they was all dressed as pirates, there was copious amounts of various alcoholic beverages and a good time was had by all. After four hours of sailing and drinking we decanted them back at the Marlin jetty. A more murderous pack of bloodthirsty pirates than have sailed these waters for a hundred years or more put to see on that day.

Pegleg Mick

[namtrak]

.......I wear a patch at work every day......

A nicotine patch?

[Gingermick]

No, bona fide pirate patch. See I'm wall-eyed these days (since breaking most of the bones in my head) and it makes reading less strenuous.

[Cliff Rogers]

...I'm wall-eyed these days .....

You'd make a good ref.

[Gingermick]

Nah, we'd give twice as many penalties. (Double vision, hence the patch)

[namtrak]

Whats wall-eyed?

[Gingermick]

opposite of cross eyed

[Cliff Rogers]

Marty Feldman