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  1. #901
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    here I sit, broken hearted...........
    100% of all non-smokers die

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    paid a penny .........
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    and bought someone's thoughts!
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

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    mind control
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?

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    ss_11000 is offline You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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    discipline
    S T I R L O

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    Smack!!
    100% of all non-smokers die

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    Cop that!

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    shweetheart

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    Darling
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    divorce

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    Find someone you hate and give them a house
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Alimony
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    life sentence
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    For the term of his natural life
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

  15. #915
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    canibalism
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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