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    here I sit, broken hearted...........
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    paid a penny .........
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    and bought someone's thoughts!
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    mind control
    If you are never in over your head how do you know how tall you are?

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    ss_11000 is offline You've got to risk it to get the biscuit
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    discipline
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    Smack!!
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    Cop that!

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    shweetheart

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    Darling
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    Cheers John

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    divorce

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    Find someone you hate and give them a house
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    Alimony
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    Cheers John

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    life sentence
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    For the term of his natural life
    "I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to."

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    canibalism
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