Safe to swim

[munruben]

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"The sharks got 'em."

[wheelinround]

imagine swimming across the Myall river at Tea Gradens and out of the corner of your eye you spot a fin break the surface now the waters a little choppy next you see the grey back it veers a litle and you notice the shape

Its a dolphin now you have aged even tho your only 9 yr old

[munruben]

imagine swimming across the Myall river at Tea Gradens and out of the corner of your eye you spot a fin break the surface now the waters a little choppy next you see the grey back it veers a litle

I don't think I would like to even imagine that

and you notice the shape Its a dolphin

Would be too late, I would already messed myself

now you have aged even tho your only 9 yr old

Now. I can imagine that.

[bsrlee]

Sounds like the crocs in the Northern Territory - they're OK, so long as you feed them the occasional overseas tourist.

[Allan at Wallan]

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"

"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"

"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.

About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"

"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.

"The sharks got 'em."

Hi John,

The 'gators no doubt needed a drink when they
saw the sharks coming. Time for a "Gatorade".

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[munruben]

Better than Red Bull
Hi Allan