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  1. 11th September 2007, 09:23 PM #1
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    Default The ant and the elephant

    On our TV news tonight there was a
    disturbing story ... an ant had made love
    to an elephant.

    The giraffe put him up to it.

    Apologies to David ... another ant joke, oh well!

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  2. 11th September 2007, 10:01 PM #2
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    The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

    "@#$%!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

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    I could make a comment about this but I don't want to get your post "moved"
    Reality is no background music.
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    I think someone needs to 'ant'y up for some therapy for Allan (Or is this his therapy)

    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pawnhead View Post
    The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

    "@#$%!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

    to John (Pawnhead) .... I just spent 10 minutes trying to
    rub off the ant in your avatar. Thought it was on the screen.
    Good one.

    to John (Munruben) ... Dont respond to it as I fear it could
    be rude, crude, lewd or misconstrued.

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  6. 12th September 2007, 03:09 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    to John (Pawnhead) .... I just spent 10 minutes trying to
    rub off the ant in your avatar. Thought it was on the screen.
    Good one.
    I shamelessly stole it from another forum after I spent ten minutes doing exactly the same thing.

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    Pawnhead,
    I did the same, took me a minute to work out why i couldnt squash the little bugger. I have now shamelessly stolen it for the other board
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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  8. 12th September 2007, 04:00 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gra View Post
    I have now shamelessly stolen it for the other board
    And why not?

    Lets Spread the love!!


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  9. 13th September 2007, 11:44 PM #9
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    Prawnhead - you should see all the other ants trying to follow the little B* around the screen
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    You need Skewchidamn's new avatar
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    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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    Quote Originally Posted by bsrlee View Post
    Prawnhead - you should see all the other ants trying to follow the little B* around the screen
    It's PAWNHEAD
    Have a good one
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  12. 14th September 2007, 10:14 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by K_S View Post
    It's PAWNHEAD
    Call me whatever you want. It's all cool. I like prawns, I like chess, and I don't mind a bit of pawn occasionally either.

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