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    Default Sorting out ants

    I once had the job of sorting out the male ants
    from the female ants in science class.

    It was easy:

    Each night I would get 50 ants and put them
    in a teapot. Next morning I would check them
    and find that all the females were up the spout.

    Allan

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    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    Allan

    Elsewhere on this forum there are comments about products being of merchantable quality. You may have used this term yourself occasionally.

    Surely ther must be something similar when referring to jokes???



    With this one you sure left room for improvement
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    regards

    David


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    "How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")

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    Still got that touch Allan
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Thanks John and David,

    Nice to see you guys still read this
    fascinating material.

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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