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Thread: Coffin splutter
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4th September 2007, 02:48 PM #1
Coffin splutter
My neighbour lived next door to a Doctor and drove him
mad by always asking for something to relieve a cough
or other ailment.
Coincidentally they both died on the same day and were
buried side by side at the cemetery.
The first night there the Doctor heard a knock on the side
of his coffin. He said, "Who is that?"
His neighbour answered, "Its me, your next door neighbour,
can you give me something for worms?"
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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4th September 2007, 03:03 PM #2
A Fish maybe or a sparrow
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6th September 2007, 10:00 AM #3
Pretty good.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John