The ultimate blonde joke

[Barry Hicks]

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says. "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it'd supposed to be a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help her with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then he looks at the box and turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her by the hand and says,"Second, I want you to relax. Lets have a nice cup of tea and then?...." he said with a deep sigh, "Let's put all the corn flakes back into the box."

It helps if you have a packet of Kellogs corn flakes in front of you with the big red and green rooster on it.

[pawnhead]

Another blonde was feeling quite proud of herself for finishing a jigsaw puzzle in under a month, whilst it said on the box "3 to 5 years".