No sleep last night

[Allan at Wallan]

I have just had a terrible night and it was because I heard
a strange noise outside.

When I looked out there were two blokes pinching
my side gates.

I was going to say something to them but they
may have taken a fence (offence).

Allan.

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[munruben]

Allan, you never cease to amaze me.

[silentC]

Telegram to Allan c/o Wallan PO:

Dear Allan [stop] Your jokes are terrible [stop] Won't you please, please [stop]

[Allan at Wallan]

STOP reading my jokes... just in case you crack a smile.

STOP smiling at my jokes... when no one is looking.

STOP sending telegrams... there are no telegram boys any more.

I am reading all your STOP signs but please
GIVE WAY TO MY RIGHT to make some others happy.

Kind regards,

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[silentC]

See the little smiley face at the bottom of my post? They don't have them in telegrams, but that means I was trying to be humorous. I was parodying a joke from an episode of Blackadder in which he sends a telegram to Charlie Chaplin:

From Blackadder Goes Forth:

[after Baldrick's Charlie Chaplin impersonation]
Captain Blackadder: Yes... take down a telegram, Bob.

To Mr. Charlie Chaplin, Sennet Studios, Hollywood, California. Congrats stop. Have found only person in world less funny than you stop. Name Baldrick stop. Signed E. Blackadder stop. Oh, and put a P.S.: please, please, please stop.


Later on....


Melchett: Oh for goodness sake, Blackadder, have you been living in a cave?
The Americans joined the war yesterday.

Edmund: So how is that going to improve the men's morale, sir?

Melchett: OOooooohhh, because you jibbering imbecile, they've brought with
them the largest collection of Charlie Chaplin films in existence.
I've lost patience with you. Fill him in, Darling. (exits)

Darling: We received a telegram this morning from Mr. Chaplin himself, at
Sennett Studios: (reads) 'Twice nightly screening of my films in
trenches, excellent idea stop. But must insist E. Blackadder be
projectionist stop. Oh PS, don't let him ever stop.'

Never mind, I amused myself.

[Cliff Rogers]

...Never mind, I amused myself.

There is a word for that.

[Tonyz]

[QUOTE=Allan at Wallan;574926]I have just had a terrible night




not surprised the way and speed your telling jokes (?)

[Allan at Wallan]

To "SilentC"

I wasn't serious either. Just having a bit of fun.
Place one of your jokes here and we can both
have a laugh.

Best wishes,

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not here at the time.

[Christopha]

Don't be unkind, poor old Silent is into self amuse....

[silentC]

Well no-one else is going to do it for me!

[Iain]

There is a word for that.

A famous seafaring character I believe

[Cliff Rogers]

A famous seafaring character I believe

Huh?

Captain Pugwash is 2 words.

[Iain]

Huh?

Captain Pugwash is 2 words.

No, his right hand man...........