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    Paddy is in court on a serious charge. The jury have been picked and the judge asks Paddy if he wished to challenge any of the jurors and Paddy said, "I think I can fight that little fella on the end."

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    The judge finally passed sentence and said "its 3 months or $2000 for you my boy" and Paddy replied, "I'll take the two thousand dollars if you don't mind, things have been tough lately"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    The judge passed sentence and asked paddy what he thought of it ,paddy replied "bugger all your honour"
    the judge , being a little deaf, said what did he say
    the balif replied "Bugger all your honour"
    thats funny said the judge Could have sworn I saw his lips move
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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