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    A Sydney University student, was on the side of the road
    hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm.

    The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he
    could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

    Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and as it drew level it
    stopped.

    Desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got in the
    car and closed the door, before he realised there was nobody behind the
    wheel and the engine wasn't on!

    The car started moving slowly forward. John looked at the road and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.
    Then, just before he reached the curve, a hand appeared through the
    window and turned the wheel.

    John, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time
    they came to a curve. He then saw the lights of a pub down the road so,
    gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out
    of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila. He then
    started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just gone
    through.

    A silence enveloped everybody when they realised he was crying and....he
    wasn't drunk.

    About 15 minutes later, two guys walked into the same pub. They were
    also wet and out of breath. Looking around and seeing a guy
    sobbing at the bar, one said to the other, "Look, Bruce.. there's the
    bloody idiot who got in the car while we were pushing it."

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    That one really cracked me up.

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    Thats funny
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Yep, good 'un


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    Thats funny
    Now John that is the quality of jokes we are looking for. Hint, Hint

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    Yes, full marks for that one.

    Plus an extra mark for getting a smile out
    of .

    Allan

    ________________________________________

    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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