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Thread: Homesick Scotsman
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28th August 2007, 09:18 PM #1
Homesick Scotsman
A Scotsman was today arrested in Bourke St
Melbourne after breaking the windows of the
Myer department store.
He claimed he "just wanted to see glass go" (Glasgow).
Allan
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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.
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29th August 2007, 11:01 AM #2
What do you call a Scots woman with one leg?
Eileen.
Ooops, did I say that.?Allan stop putting words in my mouth.
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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29th August 2007, 11:05 AM #3
Why do Scotsman wear Kilts
Cause their so tight they didn't want to use/pay for the extra fabric.
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29th August 2007, 03:00 PM #4
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