Farmer's bull

[Barry Hicks]

A hiker was taking a shortcut across a farmer's paddock and he spotted a big angry looking bull.
He called out to the farmer, "Is that bull safe?"
The farmer replied, "He's a lot safer than you are."

[Allan at Wallan]

Sounds like a lot of bull to me Barry.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[joe greiner]

One of my favourite movie scenes (One of the Pink Panther series IIRC):

Inspector Clousseau (Peter Sellers) is interviewing a hotel clerk. A little dog is yapping away at Sellers feet. Sellers asks, "Does your dog bite?"

The hotel clerk says, "No."

Sellers says "Nice doggie," and reaches down to pet the dog, which promptly chomps into his hand.

Sellers: "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"

Clerk: "That is not my dog."


Joe

[rrich]

There are two very sad cows in the pasture.

They just heard the farmer invite a neighbor over for a drink and to shoot the bull.

[Driver]

One of my favourite movie scenes (One of the Pink Panther series IIRC):

Inspector Clousseau (Peter Sellers) is interviewing a hotel clerk. A little dog is yapping away at Sellers feet. Sellers asks, "Does your dog bite?"

The hotel clerk says, "No."

Sellers says "Nice doggie," and reaches down to pet the dog, which promptly chomps into his hand.

Sellers: "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"

Clerk: "That is not my dog."


Joe

That's one of my favourites too, Joe. The hotel clerk in that scene was played by Graham Stark. He appeared in several Pink Panther movies. One of the best deadpan comedy actors.

[scooter]

Wasn't it "Zat ees not my derg"

[Driver]

Wasn't it "Zat ees not my derg"

Quite right. And in fact the entire scene appears in an early chapter of that epic tale: "The Rip In The Fabric Of The Universe".