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    Default Mad cow disease

    One day two cows were chatting over the fence between their two fields. The first cow said, "I'm telling you, this mad cow disease is getting pretty scary! I've heard it's spreading so fast that it's already on Farmer Rubin's land just down the road!"
    The second cow replied, "So what? It wont affect us chickens!"
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Udder rubbish!
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post
    Udder rubbish!
    And that's no bull!!
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    You guys are good
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    cluck cluck
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    You guys are good
    For god's sake don't egg them on
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by echnidna View Post
    cluck cluck
    'Avin' a quiet cackle to yeself?
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    just another yoke

    dont get me started, my son works at a local chicken egg farm run by the disability group in Lincoln
    Last edited by Tonyz; 28th August 2007 at 09:21 AM. Reason: adding
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds

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    so people just have a hide

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    MOOving right along
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    I was going to put in a funny reply
    ... but I chickened out.

    Allan

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    I am not at all worried about dying
    ... but just hope I am not there at the time.

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    Default Mad cows

    These quips seem to go on for heifer and heifer.

    Barry Hicks

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    Two cows in a paddock.

    One says "Mooooooooooo".

    The other sez...........................




    "Bugr, I was just gunna say that!"

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    I'm gonna Duck for cover
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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