Bill Gates success story

[munruben]

Bill gates was standing over a big boiling pot of water in the kitchen and in the pot was his pet crow that he had since he was a little boy. He had taught this bird how to talk and do many tricks and he thought the world of his pet crow.
Bills mother was astounded when she saw what her son was doing. and asked for an explanation as to why he was boiling the bird.
"Well, its like this" he explained " I went to a fortune teller yesterday and she told me I was going to be one of the wealthiest men in the world soon, but I had to do just one thing first before I become so rich"
"and what was it you have to do, Bill?" his mother asked.
"She told me that I had to make MY CROW SOFT" said Bill.
And the rest is history.

[Allan at Wallan]

Now Bill Gates has a fortune he can "crow" about.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[billbeee]

If I could have my time again, I'd save a few quid, go over to the states and find young Bill in his garage and offer him some starter cash, he could be boiling his mother, let alone a crow.

[Fox3]

Now Bill Gates has a fortune he can "crow" about.

Sadly, the fortune is all he has to crow about...

[munruben]

Yeah, money doesn't buy everything, but it will do until everything comes along.

[scooter]

Quit raven on

[Allan at Wallan]

Quit raven on

Now you are getting with it.

Wont be long and you will be like the rest
of us ... with a warped and twisted sense
of humour.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.

[Barry Hicks]

Money doesn't bring happiness but it allows you to buy a big enough yacht to tie up along side it.
It also allows you to look for it in a lot more places.

[Iain]

If I won Tatts would it change my lifestyle?
No, I live a lifestyle in accordance with my bank balance and that would not change

[rrich]

No, I live a lifestyle in accordance with my bank balance and that would not change

Iain,

I admire your self control. I seem to be living much beyond my bank balance!

[echnidna]

wotsa bank balance??

[Gra]

wotsa bank balance??

Its the amount they type in RED at the bottom of your bank statement