Definition of macho

[Barry Hicks]

The definition of macho - jogging home from your vasectomy!

[munruben]

I'd have to agree with that

[DavidG]

Mine was - Sitting on the ridge of a corrugated iron roof putting screws in to hold the ridge cap down.

[Baz]

Know a fellow who rode his motorbike home from his vasectomy.
Cheers
Barry

[Barry Hicks]

I'll bet his eyes were watering Baz.

[DavidG]

I'll bet his eyes were watering Baz.

There is no problem until the anesthetic wears off.
I was numb for 24 hours....Plenty of time before it set in.....

[echnidna]

Those things ain't macho

Macho is telling swmbo that yer gotta turn the gas off in the oven if ya don't wanna cook a bun in the oven.

Throwin away yer matches means a third party can still light the oven.

That's macho.

[weisyboy]

the bloke that put the guttering on the house sat on the edge of the roof lent over and drilled the holes in the end of the joists for the supports. he never wore any type of saftey gear.

no big deal you say I'v cleaned out the gutters.



the roof is more than 24 ft off the ground and even when you hit the ground there isnt any stoping you the house is at the top of a very steep hill.